Our office location has changed as of January, 2009. We are now located at 9 Grove Street in Auburn, Maine. Stop by and say hi… Buy an ad… Get the tour… in that order!! :0)

The first Ferris wheel was built in Atlantic City in 1869.

Since we have just launched this new website, we would really like to know what you think. Please send us an email to let us know what you like about it, don’t like about it, or things we could do to improve it.

Thanks for your help!

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not  enough money there?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum  cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give  the vacuum one more chance?